Lesser Of Two Evils November 12, 2008
Posted by Lynn in TurtleHead.Tags: funny
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Yesterday morning, before breakfast:
Me: Ugh, I feel so nauseous this morning.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe it’s a tumor.*
Me: It’s not a tumor. Don’t say that.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe…you’re pregnant!
Me: DON’T. EVEN.
Sir Monkeypants: Maybe it’s a tumor?
Me: That’s better.
* A quote from the movie Kindergarten Cop.
My name is Lynn. I live in Ottawa, Ontario, with my husband and three kids. Turtlehead is my mother’s word for that groggy feeling you get when you’ve overslept. I swear I didn’t know about the poop connotation until much later.
