Stocking Pee
November 29, 2008
Today at lunch, Gal Smiley and Captain Jelly Belly decided to make up some jokes about Christmas.
Their invented jokes are quite hilarious, mostly because they are so very very UN-funny. For example, here’s one from Gal Smiley:
Q. Why did the jingle bell jump in the sleigh?
A. Because it wanted presents!
The Captain made up this one:
Q. Why did the elves fly?
A. Because they were riding on reindeer!
Oh yes, they are quite ready for SNL.
The Captain did crack me up with this one, though:
Q. Why did the boy attach a long string to the bottom of his stocking?
A. Because he really liked pee, and he wanted it to look like his stocking was peeing!
Ah, five year old boys. They never change.
Entry Filed under: TurtleHead. Tags: Captain Jelly Belly, kids.
My name is Lynn. I live in Ottawa, Ontario, with my husband and three kids. Turtlehead is my mother’s word for that groggy feeling you get when you’ve overslept. I swear I didn’t know about the poop connotation until much later.
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